MIKE SMASH!

I'm fast on my feet but slow in the brain.

I'm the biggest idiot in the Dinobrain podcast.

I do morale boosting and other fun stuff at Carbonmade.

Also, I'm an aspiring freelance lamaze coach.
Pony and me reenacting that scene from Lion King.

Pony and me reenacting that scene from Lion King.

Trick dogs and my new kicks.

Trick dogs and my new kicks.

Hanging out with my little girl Pony. (photo by Dave)

Hanging out with my little girl Pony. (photo by Dave)

Pony and I swimming on her birthday!
Photo taken by that big dummy Dave Gorum.

Pony and I swimming on her birthday!

Photo taken by that big dummy Dave Gorum.

Check out the Carbonmade blog for a new story about Pony the superstar support loaf! I’m so proud of my working girl!

Check out the Carbonmade blog for a new story about Pony the superstar support loaf! I’m so proud of my working girl!

Got my baby loaf back from the vet today. She hurt herself adventuring!

Got my baby loaf back from the vet today. She hurt herself adventuring!

Pony and I went shopping and thought about stealing stuff for fun. Anarchy dog!

Pony and I went shopping and thought about stealing stuff for fun. Anarchy dog!

THIS IS THE BEST OUROBOROS / SNAKE CIRCLE INCEPTION THINGAMAJIG EVER!

THIS IS THE BEST OUROBOROS / SNAKE CIRCLE INCEPTION THINGAMAJIG EVER!

See! That’s my dog on the radar! Pony is the loafest with the mostest!

See! That’s my dog on the radar! Pony is the loafest with the mostest!

Professional Dog Holder!

A man and his loaf: a self portrait ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿž

A man and his loaf: a self portrait ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿž

Penguin Face!

Penguin Face!