MIKE SMASH!

I'm fast on my feet but slow in the brain.

I'm the biggest idiot in the Dinobrain podcast.

I do morale boosting and other fun stuff at Carbonmade.

Also, I'm an aspiring freelance lamaze coach.
I think this is worth reposting. Baseball is the best!

I think this is worth reposting. Baseball is the best!

I feel like this shirt was made specifically for me.

I feel like this shirt was made specifically for me.

U.S. Cellular Field #baseball (Taken with instagram)

U.S. Cellular Field #baseball (Taken with instagram)

WELCOME, BRANDON BELT! In the end, the Giants decided to keep Brandon Belt, who is said by rival evaluators to have a chance to make an immediate impact. From John Shea’s story: “I’ve been dreaming of this my entire life. It’s come true now,” said Belt, who cried when hearing the good news from manager Bruce Bochy and remained teary-eyed long afterward. “I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack. I want to cry at the same time. I don’t know what to think right now.”… With a crowd at Belt’s locker, a voice was heard from across the clubhouse: “Hey, Belt, you crying?” It was Aubrey Huff. Belt: “A little bit.” Huff: “Why you crying? I’m the one who’s gotta play right field every day.”

WELCOME, BRANDON BELT!

In the end, the Giants decided to keep Brandon Belt, who is said by rival evaluators to have a chance to make an immediate impact. From John Shea’s story: “I’ve been dreaming of this my entire life. It’s come true now,” said Belt, who cried when hearing the good news from manager Bruce Bochy and remained teary-eyed long afterward. “I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack. I want to cry at the same time. I don’t know what to think right now.”… With a crowd at Belt’s locker, a voice was heard from across the clubhouse:

“Hey, Belt, you crying?” It was Aubrey Huff.

Belt: “A little bit.”

Huff: “Why you crying? I’m the one who’s gotta play right field every day.”

I just found this picture on my desktop which reminded me I’m amazing at photoshop.

I just found this picture on my desktop which reminded me I’m amazing at photoshop.

weselec: “What Baseball Team Should I Root For?” flowchart. This actually correctly led me to Giants fandom. Not bad. I like to drink smirnoff ice and eat tons of lemonheads at baseball games. Which probably means I shouldn’t be allowed in ballparks anymore.

weselec:

“What Baseball Team Should I Root For?” flowchart. This actually correctly led me to Giants fandom. Not bad.

I like to drink smirnoff ice and eat tons of lemonheads at baseball games. Which probably means I shouldn’t be allowed in ballparks anymore.

(Source: shanecyr)

Old Time Family Baseball: At-Bat Music Is the Most Important Decision One Will Ever Make

oldtimefamilybaseball:

Despite the fact that I have not, and will not, ever play Major League Baseball, I have spent an enormous portion of my life fantasizing about what my walkup song would be. Should I go with my favorite Smiths song, though that may not be the most intimidating choice, or perhaps I should choose a…

Good read! Of course A.J. Pierzynski’s at-bat song is Creed. Ugh.

My baseball friends and I tried to pick what our at-bat songs would be and my favorite answer was from Clinton. He chose “Dude looks like a lady” from Aerosmith.

The only thing wrong with this photo is I don’t see Matt & me at the top of this Giant pile.

The only thing wrong with this photo is I don’t see Matt & me at the top of this Giant pile.

(via sfgiantsbay)

To celebrate the World Series victory, we decided to crush a Giants pinata full of orange and black candy! Matt’s face is priceless. Click for moving version!

To celebrate the World Series victory, we decided to crush a Giants pinata full of orange and black candy! Matt’s face is priceless.

Click for moving version!

I love you too, Renteria.

I love you too, Renteria.

Godawful Beard Update! Two more SF Giants wins and I won’t be treated like a pedophile in public anymore.

Godawful Beard Update!

Two more SF Giants wins and I won’t be treated like a pedophile in public anymore.