MIKE SMASH!

I'm fast on my feet but slow in the brain.

I'm the biggest idiot in the Dinobrain podcast.

I do morale boosting and other fun stuff at Carbonmade.

Also, I'm an aspiring freelance lamaze coach.
tinyclicks: GIMME DAT STRAWBURRY Another photo of me hanging out with Pony that Dave took.

tinyclicks:

GIMME DAT STRAWBURRY

Another photo of me hanging out with Pony that Dave took.

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Omelette by Madeline Sharafian. Story of my life.

Pony and me reenacting that scene from Lion King.

Pony and me reenacting that scene from Lion King.

Trick dogs and my new kicks.

Trick dogs and my new kicks.

Sleepy Loaf.

Sleepy Loaf.

Hanging out with my little girl Pony. (photo by Dave)

Hanging out with my little girl Pony. (photo by Dave)

Pony and I swimming on her birthday! Photo taken by that big dummy Dave Gorum.

Pony and I swimming on her birthday!

Photo taken by that big dummy Dave Gorum.

Check out the Carbonmade blog for a new story about Pony the superstar support loaf! I’m so proud of my working girl!

Check out the Carbonmade blog for a new story about Pony the superstar support loaf! I’m so proud of my working girl!

Got my baby loaf back from the vet today. She hurt herself adventuring!

Got my baby loaf back from the vet today. She hurt herself adventuring!

Pony and I went shopping and thought about stealing stuff for fun. Anarchy dog!

Pony and I went shopping and thought about stealing stuff for fun. Anarchy dog!

This is one of the funniest French bulldog videos I’ve ever seen. Hotpotato is also a celebrity hound on Instragram and he has the best pup wardrobe.

I DIED AND WENT TO LOAF HEAVEN.

beeborg: First loaf to go frog at the Chicago French Bulldog Meet-Up! Spent yesterday at a loaf meet up. Best day ever.

beeborg:

First loaf to go frog at the Chicago French Bulldog Meet-Up!

Spent yesterday at a loaf meet up. Best day ever.