MIKE SMASH!

I'm fast on my feet but slow in the brain.

I'm the biggest idiot in the Dinobrain podcast.

I do morale boosting and other fun stuff at Carbonmade.

Also, I'm an aspiring freelance lamaze coach.

EVERYTHING I’M BAD AT IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS AT A WEDDING

DRESSING UP / WEARING A SUIT

MAKING SPEECHES / GIVING TOASTS

DANCING (OH GOD!)

BEING ASKED TO DANCE

STANDING UP IN FRONT OF PEOPLE

GIVING COMPLIMENTS

DRINKING ALCOHOL

MEETING PARENTS

MEETING PEOPLE

GETTING PHOTOGRAPHED

AND BEING IN CHURCH

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