MIKE SMASH!

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I run, maintain, and am the star of and creative genius behind Dinobrain!

I do morale boosting and other fun stuff at Carbonmade

Also, I'm an aspiring freelance lamaze coach.

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    2 months ago

    ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS ABOUT MARIO BROS THEMED VIDEO GAMES IS HOW THEY MAKE EVEN THE MOST BORING THINGS EXCITING SUCH AS GOLF OR BEING A DOCTOR SO THAT’S WHY I’M PROPOSING A FEW IDEAS TO NINTENDO TO HELP THEM EXPAND THEIR BRAND LIKE MARIO TAXES AND MARIO DIVORCE AND MY CURRENT FAVORITE WHICH IS MARIO DIARRHEA AND THAT GAME ENTAILS TRYING TO MAKE IT TO THE TOILET WITHOUT PRINCESS PEACH FINDING OUT ABOUT YOUR BUTT DILEMMA SO YOU HAVE TO HIT THE RIGHT COMBINATION OF BUTTONS WHICH LEADS TO DRINKING ENOUGH LIQUID AND MAKING IT TO THE TOILET IN TIME BEFORE YOUR BUTTHOLE GOES EXPLODO.

    MIKETHOUGHTS

    rant

    mario bros

    mario

    video games

    nintendo

    1. neutralangel reblogged this from beeborg
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      played that game back when it was called “PaRappa the Rapper.”
    3. beeborg reblogged this from worldwarmike and added:
      I love Mike Minnick
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    5. mathcat345 said: Cut back on the sugar intake, man!
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