Updated Ultimate Goal List For 2014!

- Go to Africa and visit Jessica the hippo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3NueKXS6dk).

- Start some more bands/play some shows.

- Do more Puig Destroyer. (it’s happening)

- Sing the 7th inning stretch song at Wrigley Field. (From the booth. With the mic.)

- While in Africa also hang out with some spotted hyenas.

- Make it illegal for people to touch other people’s belly buttons. (Still trying to get the legislation nailed down on this one.)

- Find out what’s going on at the bottom of the ocean. (Someone else is going to need to do this for me.)

- Get something invented to replace rubber bands because rubber bands are gross as shit.

- Be recognized as the most influential and educated man on bath culture and bath-taking technique.

- Live at least 100 years. Centurion muthafuckas!

My Rules For Daily Life:

- don’t eat garbage.

- drink more water and less coffee.

- always keep moving.

- work hard even when it’s hard to.

- don’t stop running.

- animals are your friends. don’t eat your friends.

- do vocal warmups every morning.

- don’t take drugs.

- don’t treat others poorly because you’re having a bad day.

- try to stay alive.